Category Archives: Entertainment

Nation Disappointed Black Man Not More Violent

LAS VEGAS, NV — Audiences nationwide were left disheartened and betrayed after watching the over-hyped, borderline-pacifist boxing match between undefeated world champion Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Filipino superstar Manny Pacquiao on Saturday night. “That was so lame,” says disillusioned viewer Dan Fitzroy of Ohio. “I

Actor Not Sure Who To Suck Up To

LOS ANGELES, CA — 32 year-old actor and barista Chet Collins found himself at a loss this morning when he was unable to identify which person he was supposed to suck up to on the set of a Quaker Oats commercial. “Hey, what’s up, I’m Chet.