Page 24

Boyfriend, Girlfriend’s Mother Now Friends on Facebook

MILWAUKEE, MN — Online records confirm that local boyfriend and social media user, Brian Mickle, warily accepted a Facebook ‘friend request’ from girlfriend Jenny Thompson’s mother earlier this morning. After successfully keeping a low profile and avoiding any interactions – online or otherwise – with

‘Game of Thrones’ Convinces Millions to Become Douche Bags

LA, CA – Reports have surfaced indicating that the dramatic increase in the number of assholes nationwide is a direct result of the success of HBO’s hit series ‘Game of Thrones’. Local ‘Thrones’ fan and recently-selfish prick, Justin Moore, says that, “I used to try