Category Archives: Entertainment

David Hasselhoff Dusts Off Light-Up Jacket In Anticipation Of Inevitable Border Wall Tear-Down

LOS ANGELES, CA — With a wistful glimmer in his eyes and the hint of a smile forming on his lips, former ‘Baywatch’ actor and German pop star David Hasselhoff twisted the lock on the gold-bezeled glass case in his closet that enshrines the iconic,

Hogwarts Finally Installs Wi-Fi Throughout Castle

HOGWARTS, UK — Citing an archaic and outdated academic model, Headmistress Minerva McGonagall announced this morning that Hogwarts will finally be offering Wireless Internet to all its staff and students beginning next fall. “We believe our students are ready and willing to broaden their horizons