Mattel Unveils New ‘Make-Me-Pretty’ Barbie

EL SEGUNDO, CA — At a press conference earlier today, Bryan G. Stockton, CEO of Mattel Inc., proudly announced Make-Me-Pretty Barbie, a new addition to the company’s popular Barbie line of toys that thrusts the iconic doll into the exciting, modern world of plastic surgery.

Report: 95% of Americans Forgot Pentagon on 9/11

WASHINGTON DC — 9/11: Never Forget. Or did we? A new report from the American Research Group reveals that an overwhelming majority of American citizens failed to recollect the terrorist attack on The Pentagon – the headquarters of the United States Department of Defense –