PLANE OF ETERNITY, OUTER UNIVERSE — Citing its disappointing scope and clear lack of planning, God’s universe project received a B- grade in Mrs. Steubenfeld’s Biophysics class. “Students were given one month to plan, create, and foster an entire universe,” explains longtime high school Biophysics teacher Mrs. Steubenfeld. “It’s always clear when I grade these projects which students have taken the full amount of time to really nurture their universes and which students waited until the last minute to get started.” Among the critiques of God’s universe were its arbitrary physical limitations (such as the speed of light), its lack of biodiversity, and its vast swathes of dead space. “It wasn’t all bad,” says Mrs. Steubenfeld. “His evolution idea was clever, even if it was just a way for him to do less personal work on the project.” God breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing that he skated by with a B-. “Man, I was really expecting a C,” said the visibly-pleased God. “I didn’t get started until like last week. I was gonna put some finishing touches on it on Sunday but then Slim wanted me to come over and check out his new Moped so I blew it off. I think it turned out pretty good, though.”