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God Gets B- On Universe Project

PLANE OF ETERNITY, OUTER UNIVERSE — Citing its disappointing scope and clear lack of planning, God’s universe project received a B- grade in Mrs. Steubenfeld’s Biophysics class. “Students were given one month to plan, create, and foster an entire universe,” explains longtime high school Biophysics

Laid Off Running Shoes Find Work As Lawn Mowing Shoes

TOLEDO, OH — After a stressful six months without any promising leads, a pair of laid off New Balance 680v3 running shoes managed to secure themselves a position as the household lawn mowing shoes, sources close to the issue confirmed. The job, which started last