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Valiant Driver Decides Rattata Not Worth Trying To Catch

CHICAGO — Thrust into a heat-of-the-moment decision, frazzled commuter Logan Rowell bravely chose not to endanger himself and everyone else on the road by trying to catch a low-level Rattata, a purple rodent-inspired creature that is one of the 151 collectible Pokémon featured in the

F.B.I.: Clinton Used BonziBUDDY For Majority Of Classified Correspondence

WASHINGTON — F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, on Tuesday recommended that no charges be brought against presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, though the bureau’s investigation did reveal several concerning details regarding the former Secretary Of State’s e-mail practices, namely her use of BonziBUDDY, Microsoft’s affable ape