Category Archives: Politics

Violent Outburst Ruins Show and Tell

LIBERTY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, NEW ENGLAND — Violence erupted during a routine show and tell session in Mrs. Terrance’s 3rd grade classroom when outcast and least popular kid in class, Moe Idris, attacked fellow classmate and renowned class clown Charlie Hebdo. According to sources, the outburst happened shortly

Snowden Declines Antarctica’s Asylum Offer

SHEREMETYEVO INT’L AIRPORT, MOSCOW — NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden rejected the continent of Antarctica’s offer to shelter him from American prosecution, sources close to Snowden report. “I know that beggars can’t be choosers in a situation like this, but honestly did they think I would really