Category Archives: Science

God Gets B- On Universe Project

PLANE OF ETERNITY, OUTER UNIVERSE — Citing its disappointing scope and clear lack of planning, God’s universe project received a B- grade in Mrs. Steubenfeld’s Biophysics class. “Students were given one month to plan, create, and foster an entire universe,” explains longtime high school Biophysics

After Three Centuries Of Speculation, Scientists Conclude Guns Fatal To Humans

BERKELEY, CA —Scientists at the newly-funded California Firearm Violence Research Center on the University of California Berkeley campus have finally answered a centuries’ old question about the lethality of firearms, concluding within minutes of study that guns are almost certainly fatal to humans. “As scientists