Category Archives: Culture

Kiss-Cams Discriminate Against LGBTQ Baseball Fans

Washington DC — The LGBTQ community is outraged at the continued discrimination it faces from stadium Kiss-Cams throughout the country, claiming that the time-filling pastime is prejudiced against same-sex couples. “I’ve always dreamed of publicly kissing my partner on the Jumbotron at a baseball game,”

Weak Man Admits He Likes Commercial

ARLINGTON, TX — Citing the unexpected punchline, the cute actress, and a catchy jingle, pathetic little man Chad Warrington admitted to friends that he enjoyed the newest AT&T commercial that aired during the Rangers baseball game Thursday night. “That was actually kinda funny,” chuckled Warrington