Woman Exhausts All ‘Happy Birthday’ Variants for Facebook Posts
ORLANDO, FL — Lizzie Warren found herself utterly stuck as she searched fruitlessly for a new and interesting way to phrase ‘happy birthday’ to each and every person on the long list of Facebook birthdays she was socially-compelled to acknowledge. “I can’t just write ‘happy
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