Category Archives: Tech

Woman Trapped In Group Text Message

BOULDER, CO —What began as a pleasant distraction from studying quickly devolved into a Kafkaesque nightmare for local nursing student Janet Hughes as she found herself hopelessly ensnared within the confines of an incessant group text message chain. “Drinks tonight????” began the seemingly-innocuous text thread

Sleeping Bag Zippers Stuck

THE WILDERNESS, USA — Outdoor enthusiasts nationwide let out a deep sigh of frustration upon discovering that the zippers on their sleeping bags were stuck to the polyester lining. “God dammit,” cursed Murray Hayworth as he tugged on the immobilized zipper. “Who the fuck designed